Don't get me wrong, Andy Sandberg is awesome. I like Will Ferrel and Danny McBride.
But really? Honestly?

It's bad enough that Miley-effing-Cyrus won "Breakthrough Female" for that Lizzie McGuire-wannabe of a movie. I mean... come on.

When it comes to chosing bests, however, Twilight shouldn't have been on any list.
SERIOUSLY! Since when does bad acting and in-and-out action win over Hellboy and Nuada?! You've got to be JOKING! Hellboy II had one of the best fight scenes for its release year! That was so awesome, it's not even funny. How the hell do permanently-pubescent vampires beat out a demon with a stone hand against a very badass elven prince with the coolest spear known to man! I would have even been happy had Dark Knight won best fight...

And Best Kiss? That's a joke. There was nothing to that kiss because the actors have no it power between them, no on-screen chemistry. And I have to say, I was glad I did not have to witness a repeat on stage. Not that I saw Slumdog Millionaire, but that kiss looked pretty good, not to mention rather real.

Best Male Performance!? That is the biggest crock of shit. I have seen, on this very site no less, Rob Pattinson, America's newest ugly heartthrob, admit that he CANNOT ACT! And, trust me, it shows. He is quite possibly one of the worst actors I've seen to date.

And, last but never least, Twilight won BEST MOVIE!
I would seriously like to know what professional, if any, opinions go into MTV's voting system. Because that result, though expected, was so upsetting, I screamed into the pillow a minute or two. It was up against The Dark Knight and Ironman, the two biggest movies of their year with a couple of the best actors... and they lost to the WORST adaptation I have seen thus far. Not to mention the shitty director ACCEPTED the award... hello... she got REPLACED because she doesn't know how to do her job well.

*takes a deep breath*
The END.
P.S. Congrats to Heath Ledger for Best Villain